My close personal friend someone I once sat at a very crowded table with in a hotel suite Joseph Gordon-Levitt continues expanding his creative empire with Don Jon, his feature-length debut as a writer and director. As the trailer makes amusingly clear, JGL plays a juicy Jersey meathead whose addiction to porn threatens his potential to form a legitimate relationship with a feisty guidette played by Scarlett Johansson, finally committing to film that wondrous Long Island accent she debuted in those chandelier emporium sketches on Saturday Night Live. The impressive cast also includes Julianne Moore, Tony Danza, Glenne Headly and Brie Larson.